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Baker Mayfield Traded To Panthers: My Thoughts As A Browns Fan

Well it finally happened. The summer long hype can finally come to an end. What seemed to be dragged out longer than Aaron Rodgers deciding on if…… Read more “Baker Mayfield Traded To Panthers: My Thoughts As A Browns Fan”

I didn’t know if I was gonna be able to go into work today, let alone enjoy my weekend knowing how much slander I was gonna have…… Read more “Honestly, Drake Should’ve Left This Album At Home”

They came after him on the off-season about where he’s gonna end up. They came after him, because he wasn’t vaxed. They even tried coming after his…… Read more “No Vax? No Problem! Aaron Rodgers Wins 4th MVP”

Well it only took 11 losses and two scandals for Jacksonville to final cut ties with Urban Meyer. It was reported late Wednesday night that the famed,…… Read more “Urban Meyer, Fired After Kicking Player During Practice”

First off, ITS NEBRASKA! Shouldn’t even have came to this point. Either way -5 was looking good the whole time. Really never a doubt. You can’t score…… Read more “Michigan State Is Dead To Me! I Had -5!”

Would you rather be cancelled or sell out? This seems to be the only “rock and a hard place” type questions facing our pop culture society now…… Read more “Unemployment Expected To Go Down, As OnlyFans To Remove Sexual Content From Platform”

The woke mob has finally breached the gates and the time has finally come. It was announced this morning, that the team released their new name, the…… Read more “Indian’s Release Name Change; Now the Cleveland Guardians”

Wow, talk about an out of nowhere pick. It was quite obvious, the Browns were leaning defense, but never did I expect it to be in the…… Read more “Browns Go Defense! Northwestern’s Newsome II goes 26th”

The OVO boys are back at it again, doing what they do best, and giving us another unannounced playlist, dropping Scary Hours 2. The sequel to the…… Read more “Drake Drops Scary Hours 2, With Surprise Extended Play”

We thought there was an end to this COVID madness, when they announced the release of the vaccine, now they’re tell us we may need to double-mask…… Read more “NASA Discovered UFO Only To Be Identified As Bobby Shmurda’s Hat, As He’s Released From Prison.”