https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1356825282087387138 Good for him, I guess. And good for the Twins. He’ll sit in the middle of the lineup, hit 35+ homeruns and drive in close to…… Read more “Known Steroid User Nelson Cruz Signs One-Year Deal to Return to Twins”
Category: Sports
Tony Hawk is Metal as Fuck
About six months ago I proclaimed that action sports athlete Travis Pastrana is Metal as Fuck. Well now legendary skateboarder Tony Hawk has joined Pastrana in being…… Read more “Tony Hawk is Metal as Fuck”
A Bunch of Crusty-Ass White Dudes Told Me Barry Bonds Isn’t a Hall of Famer For the Ninth Time
Barry Lamar Bonds is a Hall of Fame baseball player. Hall of Fame person? Probably not. Hall of Fame morals? Probably not. Hall of Fame baseball player.…… Read more “A Bunch of Crusty-Ass White Dudes Told Me Barry Bonds Isn’t a Hall of Famer For the Ninth Time”
Are There Still Detroit Sports Fans?
Since the Cleveland Browns are winning playoff games and the Lions are on their way to losing a franchise quarterback, I though it was about time to…… Read more “Are There Still Detroit Sports Fans?”
Dave Portnoy is Absolutely Killing Small Businesses
As I prepared to make my long-awaited return to the blog game, I knew I needed to do two things: I needed a blog that had a…… Read more “Dave Portnoy is Absolutely Killing Small Businesses”
Matt Stafford’s Time in Detroit from the Eyes of a Realist
When I first heard the rumors and saw the reports, I was shocked. Just a few short days ago, on January 23rd, Adam Schefter came out with…… Read more “Matt Stafford’s Time in Detroit from the Eyes of a Realist”
James Harden Traded To Nets And That’s Pretty Hilarious
Just because the Earth made another full revolution and we’re now in 2021, doesn’t mean wild things can’t happen. Well hold my beer, because I got some…… Read more “James Harden Traded To Nets And That’s Pretty Hilarious”
Is A Future HOFer The Answer For The Detroit Lions HC Vacancy
A few years ago Michigan High School Football Legend and future MHSSA HOFer Eric Redmond retired from coaching at Monroe High School and teaching at Airport High.…… Read more “Is A Future HOFer The Answer For The Detroit Lions HC Vacancy”
And We’re Back! Cavs Open Season with Dub Over Hornets
2020 has been the year of “you just can’t believe it” and here we are, just a few short months later since the NBA bubble, with the…… Read more “And We’re Back! Cavs Open Season with Dub Over Hornets”
Juju To Retire, To Join Dancing With The Stars In Wake Of Embarrassing Bengals Loss
If getting possibly kicked out of the Sway House (where all the woke Tik Tok stars go and party) wasn’t enough, Steelers’ receiver Juju Smith-Schuster is rumored…… Read more “Juju To Retire, To Join Dancing With The Stars In Wake Of Embarrassing Bengals Loss”
