Myles Garrett “Sore” After Single-Car Crash on Monday

Browns fans should have known something was coming. The team is 2-1, 1-0 in division, and it was too quite for too many days in Cleveland after a win.

News came down yesterday that Myles Garrett was hospitalized after a car accident and everybody held their breath. Myles and a ‘female companion’ went off the side of the road before turning over multiple times. His 2021 Porsche 911 Turbo S shows the damage below.

Myles and his co-pilot are both ok.

After learning that all parties were alright, can he play on Sunday in Atlanta? In the video you can see Myles flexing his right bicep and winching when rolling his left should. I think he’ll be good to go, but we might not need him anyway.

Alcohol, drugs and road head are not believed to be the cause of the accident. The cause of the accident is that Myles Garrett is too goddamn big to be driving a Porsche 911! Get your big ass in an SUV and wrap that sumbitch in bubble wrap.


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