Joe Haden?

Joe Haden signed a one-day contract to retire with the Cleveland Browns.

One-day contracts to retire with a team are reserved for legends in a given city. Not for Joe fuckin’ Haden. Jerry Rice did it with the 49ers. LaDainian Tomlinson did it with the Chargers. Jeff Saturday did it with the Colt, etc.

Here’s a list of Cleveland athletes that could sign a one-day contract to retire with the team from Cleveland: Lebron James*.

Just Lebron. Joe Haden? The dude that played five seasons for the Steelers? Fuck outta here.

*Joe Thomas would also be on that list but he didn’t play for another team at the end of his career.

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