OUR TALE OF THE TAPE!!
In the blue corner we have 53-year old, purple haired, 52 DDD bust with a major reach advantage. FIGHTING out of Compton, California, Sugar Shanice.
In the red corner we have a 31-year old, shirtless midget with a major disadvantage in the striking game. FIGHTING out of Inglewood, California, by way of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, Dangerous Dontrell.
Fight stats for Dontrell: Punches – thrown 4, landed 1 to her left titty.
Fight stats for Shanice: Punches – thrown 2, landed 0. Knees – thrown 3, landed 2 to the solar plexus.
PS… Look at those gas prices! Thanks Obama!