In attempt to gain a few more Detroitians readers, I’ve found a way for the Detroit Lions to make the playoffs.

I’ve been grinding the playoff predictor machine all morning, but alas, I’ve done it.

First off, the Lions have to win out to get to 6-10-1.

Week 14: Steelers, Jets, Chargers, Bengals, Panthers, Packers all win.

Week 15: Bills, Redskins, Cowboys, Falcons, Buccaneers, Bears all win.

Week 16: Titans, Dolphins, Giants, Buccaneers, Rams, Seahawks all win.

Week 17: Bills, Texans, Giants, Redskins, Saints, Packers all win.

Week 18: Buccaneers, Cowboys, Redskins, Rams all win. Saints and Falcons tie. Bears and Vikings tie.

I’m cheering for it. And once you get in the playoffs, anything can happen.

Lions might fuck around and win the Super Bowl. Let’s bite some kneecaps.