Don’t Hate the Player, Hate the Game: Joel Osteen Edition

Joel Osteen is rich as fuck.

Celebrity Net Worth has this goofy-looking dude at a cool 100 milly.

And now we know that 100M isn’t correct because he’s just been stacking cash in the walls of his church like a drug kingpin.

A plumber says he found money in a wall while he was doing work at the church on Nov. 10, 2021. The news came to light during the radio morning show at 100.3 The Bull.

“It was just unbelievable!” Morning Show Host for the Morning Bullpen George Lindsey said. “The things he was telling us that they found in the walls.”

Lindsey was shocked when he listened to viewers Thursday morning, but says this one caller really took the segment over the edge.

“There was a loose toilet in the wall, and we removed the tile,” the caller said. “We went to go remove the toilet, and I moved some insulation away and about 500 envelopes fell out of the wall, and I was like ‘Oh wow!’”

A lot of people may be mad that this 58-year old scumbag is so rich he doesn’t know what to do with his money. Not me homie. I’m on Joel’s side. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

To be honest, Joel is the poor neighbor on the block. My guy Kenny Copeland has more money than three Joel Olsteens. You might remember this dude…

Lol. I mean, what are we doing here? He can’t be serious with this shit, right?

Religion is just a widely accepted cult. If you can get a shitload of people to believe what you say and give you money for it, do it. Don’t knock the hustle.

But make no mistake about it, it’s a hustle. People are getting hustled.


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