The very first day that the Cleveland Indians…. I mean Guardians team store opens to the public, the two ton logo falls off the side of the building.

Is this some sort of omen coming after the so called Guardians?! What does this mean for the upcoming season? Are the Guardians already cursed by the roller derby team for which they stole the name from?

To me, a bias reporter, all signs are pointing to a disappointing / life threatening season from boys in The Land.