Alright, so I’ve been working on this blog for a couple of days and I finally got the numbers to work out. The research team has been pulling out their hair on this one. But here it is.

One of my modus operandi is to find a hilarious stat about a team, coach, or in this case an individual. Then I find funnier stats to drive home the point.

When was Odell Beckham Jr.’s last 100-yard receiving game? Anybody?

October 13, 2019!

767 days ago, OBJ had six catches for 101 yards in a 32-28 loss to the Seahawks.

By itself, that’s a crazy stat. But when you realize how easy it is to have a 100-yard receiving game in the NFL, it’s almost impressive that Odell hasn’t done it since that date.

Guys, I don’t think you’re getting it. Alshon Jeffery has had 100 yards more recently than OBJ. Kenny Stills has done it more recently. Davante Adams has done it 15 times since Odell’s last time. Eleven guys have done it 10 or more. Travis Kelce has done it four times in the playoffs alone. D’haquille Williams has done it. WHO THE FUCK IS D’HAQUILLE WILLIAMS?!?

Here’s the full list and the frequency at which these guys hit the 100-yard mark . Scroll, scroll, scroll if you don’t care to read the whole thing…

15 – Davante Adams

14 – Stefon Diggs, Travis Kelce

12 – DeAndre Hopkins

10 – AJ Brown, Cooper Kupp, Darren Waller, DJ Moore, Justin Jefferson, Michael Thomas, Tyreek Hill

9 – Calvin Ridley, Mike Evans, Tyler Lockett

8 – Amari Cooper, Cole Beasley, Deebo Samuel, DK Metcalf

7 – Chris Godwin, DaVante Parker, Julio Jones, Keenan Allen, Kenny Golladay, Terry McLaurin

6 – Allen Robinson, Corey Davis, Marquise Brown, Mike Williams, Will Fuller

5 – Adam Thielen, Brandon Cooks, CeeDee Lamb, George Kittle, Marvin Jones, Robby Anderson, Robert Woods, Tyler Boyd

4 – Breshad Perriman, Darius Slayton, Diontae Johnson, Michael Gallup, Tyler Higbee

3 – Antonio Brown, Austin Ekeler, Chase Claypool, Christian Kirk, Courtland Sutton, Curtis Samuel, Emmanuel Sanders, JaMarr Chase, Jamison Crowder, Marcus Johnson, Marquez Valdes-Scantling, Michael Pittman, Nelson Agholor, Sterling Shepard, Tim Patrick

2 – Allen Lazard, Alvin Kamara, Anthony Miller, Brandon Aiyuk, Cam Sims, Christian McCaffrey, Danny Amendola, DeVonta Smith, DJ Chark, Gabriel Davis, Henry Ruggs, Hunter Renfrow, Jakobi Meyers, Jarvis Landry, Jerry Jeudy, Juju Smith-Schuster, Julian Edelman, Kalif Raymond, Kyle Pitts, Mark Andrews, Mike Gesicki, Noah Fant, Randall Cobb, Tee Higgins, Zach Pascal

1 – Aaron Jones, AJ Green, Alex Erickson, Alshon Jeffery, Anthony Firkser, Cedrick Wilson, Chad Hansen, Chris Conley, Chris Moore, Cordarrelle Patterson, Dallas Goedert, Damiere Byrd, Darnell Mooney, Darrel Williams, David Johnson, David Njoku, Dawson Knox, Dede Westbrook, Desean Jackson, D’haquille Williams, Donovan Peoples-Jones, Evan Engram, James Washington, John Brown, Jonathan Taylor, Kadarius Toney, Keelan Cole, Keke Coutee, Kenny Stills, Logan Thomas, Marvin Hall, Mo Alie-Cox, Najee Harris, Olamide Zaccheaus, Preston Williams, Quez Watkins, Rashad Higgins, Richie James, Rob Gronkowski, Rondale Moore, Russell Gage, Ryan Griffin, Sammy Watkins, Scotty Miller, Travis Fulgham, TY Hilton, Willie Snead, Zach Ertz

Four hundred and fifty nine times a player has gone for 100+ receiving yards since 10/13/2019 and not once was that player named Odell Beckham Jr.

Dude, you can fall ass backwards into a 100-yard game. Some guy named Marcus Johnson has done it three times.