The Tigers will literally never beat the Cleveland Indians again.

As sad as that is to type, it’s true. In their last six years as a team, the Indians have destroyed the Tigers. 77 wins, 27 losses.

What a way to go out. Last game against the Tigers and they throttle the Motor City Kitties, 11-0. Triston McKenzie takes a perfect game into the eighth and the game was never in doubt.

To make the afternoon even better that fat first baseman with an even fatter contract went 0-for-3, 2 Ks and will not hit his milestone homerun against the Tribe. If he were a team player he would just retire a la Chris Davis. Leave some money on the table and help the team take the next step. But he won’t, because he isn’t.