A month ago today, I forgot my girlfriends birthday.

I’ll be in the doghouse for months after this mistake.

As a guy, you have to remember two dates; her birthday and your anniversary. That’s it. Not too much to ask, right?

A month ago today, Alessandra Ambrosio turned 40…

…and I forgot about it. That’s on me. I’ll be better.

Good lord. Happy belated.