That’s right NA-JEE Harris. A man among boys, and will be a stand out in Pittsburg. Harris, a one time Michigan commit, is known for his ball security while lowering his shoulder on the goal line. Ball security = job security. With the departure to James Connor heading to the Arizona, this pick fills a massive need to back up Benny Snell JR now leading the charge in Steeler Country.

Harris joins an aludrious list of Alabama Crimsom Tide backs to be drafted in the the NFL:

-Derrick Henry

-Kenyan Drake

-Josh Jacobs

-Mark Ingram

-TJ Yeldon

-Damien Harris

Can’t go wrong with Bama Baby! This is lock. Future star here.

Also, hearing rumors from our insiders that Big Ben is currently being squeezed out. The injury ridden QB is starting to add years upon his tenure in the National Football League. His days of chucking around THE DUKE inbetween the hashes might be coming to a slow, sad end. I hope I’m wrong for my good buddy CrimeDawg’s sake.