The First Pick in the 2021 Celebrity Dead Pool is….

Ozzy Osbourne.

Unanimous selection. He looks fucking rough. Gotta start dyeing (no pun intended) his hair again.

Credit where credit is due though, Ozzy never should have made it through the 80s. Sex, drugs, Rock & Roll and biting the heads off of bats. Ozzy was doing Corona Virus shit before it was cool. ‘The Osbournes’ on MTV was shit, but hey, can’t win ’em all.

Here’s a take; Ozzy Osbourne had one good song.

But I’ll be damned if the juices don’t start flowin’ when some slapdick, Triple A relief pitcher loads the bases and you hear the famous “ALL ABOARD” followed by that satanic laugh. Legend.

Post edit coming in hot.

You ever see the Louisville music class bumpin’ Crazy Train on the xylophones? That shit was fire.

P.S. That Ron Weasley lookin’ ass is gonna have all the girls chasing him at recess after that solo (3:07). Rock on brother.


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