So Jalen Hurts Huh?

The Philadelphia Eagles have traded Carson Wentz to the Indianapolis Colts for a bag of balls and a washing machine.

So that means they’re putting all their proverbial marbles in the Jalen Hurts basket.

Aight Philly. Hope that works out for ya. I mean, he had to transfer outta Tuscaloosa because he wasn’t good enough to start there, but aight. You do you.

Man, I feel for all the drunk Delco dummies. That is one of my favorite fan bases in the league. All those trash bags singing ‘Fly Eagles Fly’ at The Linc every Sunday. They were forever the lovable losers.

Then they won the Super Bowl, had a head coach with nuts the size of the Rocky statue and had two quarterbacks that could start in the league.

Now? Coach is fired, both quarterback are gone and your starting an Alabama backup.

I was just reminded that the Washington R-Words won the NFC East. It’s a wide open conference. Who fuckin’ knows.

And also, check out the 2016 NFL Draft just five years later.

Goff, traded.

Wentz, traded.

Paxton Lynch, cat shit.

Christian Hackenberg, cat shit.

Jacoby Brissett, traded and cat shit.

Cody Kessler, Browns.

Connor Cook. Fuck Connor Cook.

Is Dak Prescott the best quarterback from that draft? I just puked in my mouth a little.

P.S. If you didn’t follow Connor Cook’s sister Jackie in her Instagram heyday, you missed out. Sup girl? If she ever gets unmarried… sup?

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