Good for him, I guess.

And good for the Twins. He’ll sit in the middle of the lineup, hit 35+ homeruns and drive in close to 100 runs in a full season. You’ll pay him $18 million. Cool.

I mean, if that’s how you wanna run your organization. We’ve got the Tigers employing cheating-ass AJ Hinch, we’ve got the Twins employing cheating-ass Nelson Cruz (amongst others) and the who knows all the shenanigans going on in the south side of Chicago.

At least the Indians only hire creepy, scumbag pitching coaches… allegedly.