Matt Harvey Retirement Party ft. Adriana Lima

If you watched the Indians game tonight, you may very well have watched the last start of Matt Harvey’s career.

Matt Harvey is so bad. He sucks. Like Heather Brooke.

Harvey has not made it out of the third inning in any of his three starts this season. His ERA looks like a speed limit. He got four outs tonight and gave up three homeruns. Not exactly the ratio you’re lookin’ for, huh Matty?

But Matt Harvey is a legend. Not so much for his baseball career, but that fact that he used to knock boots with Adriana Lima. That alone puts him in a legendary category.

The game got boring towards the end. It was a blowout. So here’s some Adriana Lima…

It should be illegal to be that good looking. I need a cold shower.


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