Indians Shitpumped the Cardinals, 14-2, and There is a Three-Way Tie Atop the Central

Alright. I’ll admit it.

After the Indians went up 6-0 in the second inning, I fell asleep on the couch. The Indians don’t lose when they score six runs. The game was well within hand.

But damn. I didn’t expect to pour it on like Def Leppard. That shit got outta hand in a hurry.

14 runs. 20 hits. Three homeruns. An offensive explosion and I missed the majority of the fireworks.

Oh well. I woke up on the couch with the Indians in first place and that’s always a good feeling. The Tribe, White Sox and those scumbag Twins are all tied at 20-12 and that last 28 games of the season are going to be AWESOME! All three teams will probably get into the playoffs with the expanded format, but it’ll still be lit AF.

I fell asleep in the second inning and still saw the Cardinals Daniel Ponce de Leon’s entire start. That dude fuckin’ sucks. Four runs, four walks in 0.2 innings on 41 pitches type of suck. Thanks bro. Smell ya later.

Also, looks like Adam Plutko has been designated to the bullpen. Good. He didn’t allow a run in 4.0 innings of relief so maybe that move was just what he needed. Or maybe, the Cardinals had given up because they were down a billion. Either way, it was good to know that Plutko got 12 outs without shitting his pants.

I also woke up to the sad news of Chadwick Boseman’s passing. Boseman played Jackie Robinson in ’42’ and in fitting coincidence passed away on Jackie Robinson day in the MLB. Wakanda Forever.

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