Poor Parenting 101: Allowing Your Four Year Old To Drift A Mile Into The Sea On Her Inflatable Unicorn

We have some old school parents here. Most parents these days track their child’s every move on three different apps, but not these parents. These two just sit back and chill with: lots of cocktails, lots of sun, lots of music, maybe even some napping and just let the sea be the babysitter. Wake up and call the coast guard and just go pick up little Susie at the docks. I mean parents these days put way too much pressure on themselves to be friends with their child and entertain them. Just let them go play in the sea, endless amounts of fun and entertainment out there.

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