Known steroid user Nelson Cruz plays for the Twins. When he’s not shooting anabolics into his buttcheeks, he likes to hit homeruns against the Indians.

Known scumbag Miguel Sano also plays for the Twins. When he’s not kidnapping or sexually assaulting women*, he likes to hit homeruns against the Indians.

And now I hate Sergio Romo. I used to like Sergio Romo. Not anymore. Who does he think he is? 2013 Sergio Romo?

I hate the Twins. Other than Minnesota legend James Howard Thome, I hate all the Twins.

Bieber tomorrow.

17-12 (46-32)

*(allegedly) Legal department made me write this.