Your Boy Has Corona Virus

Yup, I got the ‘Rona.

It sucks guys. It’s horrible.

It’s not that bad to be honest. I mean, I’m in my twenties and within the last decade I was in relatively good shape. So I’m good. My life is not in danger.

That being said, I would rather not have it. Know what I’m sayin’?

I thought something was wrong when I got the headaches. It wasn’t the migraine type pain or the pain you get when you bounce your tip off the ground. It was just a constant, persistent head ache. More of an annoyance than anything.

Then I spiked a temperature. Topped out at about 101.5 degrees. Never fun, but it’s whatever. Drink some water, take some vitamins and sweat it out in your sleep. You’ll be fine. Side note, no thermometers entered my ass. External temps only.

I did have a little muscle pain which was really weird. I haven’t worked out in a month of Sundays so my abdominal muscles area shouldn’t be sore.

Had a solid rash on my legs, but it wasn’t something a little children’s Benadryl couldn’t take care of. Full disclosure, I drank way to much Benny and was higher than a kite for quite some time.

My sleep schedule was fucked. I’d sleep for 14 hours, then be awake for 40 hours, then sleep for 14 hours. Time meant nothing.

Other than that, I didn’t have any other symptoms. I lost 15 pounds but that can easily be chalked up to the depression. I’ve had diarrhea for years. That was nothing new. I’ve had back pain since 2016 so that wasn’t from the virus either.

I kept hearing that the ‘Rona would come for my lungs but I didn’t have any of that. Now, I don’t smoke (cigarettes) and I exercise (occasionally). That might have helped.

In conclusion, you’ll probably be alright. Avoid it as much as you can.

Wear your masks. Or don’t. I don’t give a shit.

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