Ponies, Ponies, Ponies

Who wants to lose all their money this weekend?

I do!

Royal Ascot and the Belmont Stakes are this weekend and I won’t win a single bet. I’m the worst horse better on the planet. No cap.

But, I’m going to give picks anyway. One winner, one placer and one shower per race. You want exotics? I’ll give you one of them too. Fade at your own peril.

  • Golden Gates
    • Hypothetical to WIN (+500)
    • Aquitted to PLACE
    • Tritonic to SHOW
    • Hypothetical / Global Storm for the QUINELLA
  • Wolferton Stakes
    • Fox Tal to WIN (+300)
    • Regal Reality to PLACE
    • Dream Castle to SHOW
    • Fox Tal / Regal Reality / Sir Dragonet for the TRIFECTA
  • Jersey Stakes
    • King Leonidas to WIN (+275)
    • Monarch of Egypt to PLACE
    • Molatham to SHOW
    • King Leonidas / Monarch of Egypt for the EXACTA (Yea, I’m crazy!! AHH!!)
  • Chesham Stakes
    • Golden Flame to WIN (+450)
    • Battleground to PLACE
    • Bright Devil to SHOW
    • Battleground / Modern News / Bright Devil / First Prophet for the SUPERFECTA
  • Gold Cup
    • Stradivarius ACROSS THE BOARD (-175)
    • Stradivarius / Technician / Moonlight Spirit for the TRIFECTA
  • Britannia Stakes
    • Starcat to WIN (+1000)
    • Enemy to PLACE
    • Toro Strike to SHOW
    • Enemy / Finest Sound for the EXACTA
  • Sandringham Stakes
    • Africa Dream to WIN (+175)
    • Dubai Love to PLACE
    • Soffika to SHOW
    • Africa Dream / Soffika for the EXACTA
  • BELMONT STAKES (First Leg of the Triple Crown)
    • Tap It To Win to WIN (+600)
    • Dr Post to PLACE (+275)
    • Sole Volante to SHOW (+140)
    • Max Player to TOP 4 (+210)
    • Max Player to TOP 5 (+130)
    • Tiz The Law / Sole Volante for the QUINELLA
  • And one prop for all you propaholics…
    • Tiz The Law (-135) vs. The Field (+110)

As always, bring me your poor and I’ll make them poorer. Good luck.


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