Getting Cut Isn’t All That Bad?

That’s right folks, hook’em horn frog, is returning back to the Great State of Texas to join a team who ironically, like the Bengals, can make playoffs, yet can never make it out of the first round. However, now Dalton get’s to be the Alex Moran of the Cowboys, by sitting back and obtaining all the reward with non of the risk.

There is so much money out there and I just want my little share of the pie. Now, I have to sit on my couch thinking there’s a dude out there guaranteed 3 out of $7 million contract to have Skip Bayless up your butt for no reason and watch Dak Prescott, hip-thrusting his way to proving why he isn’t worth $31 million.


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